Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Canadian Robot Finds a Weight Beneath the Ocean Equivalent to 250 Million Elephants - Jason Deegan

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I have complete contempt for fakery

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Real TikTokers are pretending to be Veo 3 AI creations for fun, attention - Ars Technica

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I understand how hurricane paths work

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Dakota Johnson shows Chris Martin what he's missing post-breakup in completely sheer ensemble - Page Six

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

'Classmates threw Snickers at me to test my peanut anaphylaxis' - BBC

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I know who the president of Turkey really is

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I can count

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

With Opella proceeds burning a hole in its pocket, Sanofi snaps up Blueprint for $9.1B - Fierce Pharma

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I actually pay taxes

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Supreme Court lets DOGE access Social Security data of millions of Americans - The Washington Post

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Physicists observe a new form of magnetism for the first time - Phys.org

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t buy bullshit

Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t cotton to rapists

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Invitation from Google hints at earlier than expected Pixel 10 release - PhoneArena

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

The Unlikely Group Getting Rich Off Dave’s Hot Chicken’s $1 Billion Deal - Forbes

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I see through liars

I can read